Saturday, June 9, 2012

How to Install a Southern Home Security System - Humor

You know, this is an interesting thought.   How to protect your home.  I think just being the crazy neighbor helps too but hey, if you want to give this a go, let me know how it turns out. 

Kevin decided to share this with me, so have a groan with us...


HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with an old, well-read copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......









BUBBA -


Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls.  They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.  Better wait outside.  Be right back.



Cooter

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