Infuriated, he picks the snail up and throws it as hard and as far as he can.
35 years later he gets a knock on his door.
He opens it up and
doesn't see anyone.
Finally he looks down and he sees the snail.
snail asks "What was all that about?"
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.
He put his hands together between
Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to
him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away.
Unzipped his pants & put her hands
She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it
He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"