Saturday, April 18, 2015

A Man, Gardening, Finds A Snail - plus a bonus for Saturday

Infuriated, he picks the snail up and throws it as hard and as far as he can.

35 years later he gets a knock on his door.

He opens it up and doesn't see anyone.

Finally he looks down and he sees the snail.

The snail asks "What was all that about?"

A Bonus:

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.

He put his hands together between his legs.
Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.

She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.

Reluctantly he agreed.

She gently took his hands away.
Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside.
She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"

He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"

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