It's 3AM and a General Urgently Calls The Sergeant

A private awnsers the phone: -"Hello?"
-"Quickly, hand me over to the sergeant" the general says

-"No, i'm sorry, the Sergeant is sleeping, and he doesn't want to be disturbed, call him again in the morning".
The general, angry, says: -"Incompetent! pass me with the sergeant"

The private yells into the phone: -"Are you a tough guy? CALL BACK TOMORROW IN THE MORNING"

-"Do you know who I am?"
-"No, and I don't care"

-"I'm your General"
-"Holy shit, and, do you know who I am?"

-"Of course not" the general said.
-"Oh, what a relief" and he hung up the phone.