-- A pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their
prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the
-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.
-- People use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every
call they might miss.
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.
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