An Old Couple Gets
to Heaven
...after spending 60
years being married.
When they reach the
pearly gates, St George greets them and says, "Welcome! Let me
show you what we have." The saint leads the couple to a massive
golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment. "You'll
never find anywhere better!"
George said. Looking
at this, the woman was overjoyed, but the man seemed slightly angry.
Then the saint
showed them an extremely long buffet table. "You can find any
food in the world here!"
He said and the
woman was delighted, but the old man seemed even more livid.
Then, St. George
showed them a gigantic boulevard, filled with mansions with
outstanding architecture. "Choose any one you like!"
George said. The
woman couldn't have been happier, but the man has a complete fit of
rage and storms off.
After his wife finds
him, she asks him what's wrong, and he yells "If it wasn't for
your damn bran muffins, I could've been here years ago!
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