A boy
comes home from school early one day to find his mother having an affair
another man.
Not wanting to be caught skipping school, he hides in a cupboard.
Pretty soon, the boy's father comes home from work and the stranger hides in the same cupboard as the boy.
"Its very dark in here", says the boy.
The man replies, "Please be quiet, I don't want to get caught. I'll give you anything."
"Ok, I want a baseball."
Finally the man managed to leave through an upstairs window, and the next day the boy finds a baseball waiting for him when he gets home.
The following week the same situation happens.
The boys father comes home and the boy and the stranger are both hiding in the cupboard. "It's very dark in here." says the boy.
The man begs, "I'll give you anything you want, but please be quiet. I don't want to get caught. ."
"Ok, I want a baseball bat."
Finally the man managed to leave through the cellar and the next day the boy finds a baseball bat waiting for him when he gets home.
For the third week in a row, the same situation happens and the boy and stranger are hiding in the cupboard. "It's very dark in here." says the boy.
The man pleads, "I don't want to get caught. Please be quiet, I'll give you anything."
"Ok, I want a baseball glove."
Finally the man managed to leave through attic skylight and the next day the boy finds a baseball glove waiting for him when he gets home.
That weekend, the boy asks his father if he wants to play catch in the yard.
The father agrees and the boy rushes for his new baseball gear.
Noticing it was new, the father asked where he got it from.
The boy replied he got it from a friend.
The father didn't believe him and thought they were stolen. "I'm going to take you to church so you can confess your sins to the priest." Said the father angrily.
Once at the church, the father sat the boy in the confession booth.
The priest said "Confess to your sins."
The boy replies "It's very dark in here".
The priest, shocked at what the boy had said, responds "Oh no! Not you again!"
Not wanting to be caught skipping school, he hides in a cupboard.
Pretty soon, the boy's father comes home from work and the stranger hides in the same cupboard as the boy.
"Its very dark in here", says the boy.
The man replies, "Please be quiet, I don't want to get caught. I'll give you anything."
"Ok, I want a baseball."
Finally the man managed to leave through an upstairs window, and the next day the boy finds a baseball waiting for him when he gets home.
The following week the same situation happens.
The boys father comes home and the boy and the stranger are both hiding in the cupboard. "It's very dark in here." says the boy.
The man begs, "I'll give you anything you want, but please be quiet. I don't want to get caught. ."
"Ok, I want a baseball bat."
Finally the man managed to leave through the cellar and the next day the boy finds a baseball bat waiting for him when he gets home.
For the third week in a row, the same situation happens and the boy and stranger are hiding in the cupboard. "It's very dark in here." says the boy.
The man pleads, "I don't want to get caught. Please be quiet, I'll give you anything."
"Ok, I want a baseball glove."
Finally the man managed to leave through attic skylight and the next day the boy finds a baseball glove waiting for him when he gets home.
That weekend, the boy asks his father if he wants to play catch in the yard.
The father agrees and the boy rushes for his new baseball gear.
Noticing it was new, the father asked where he got it from.
The boy replied he got it from a friend.
The father didn't believe him and thought they were stolen. "I'm going to take you to church so you can confess your sins to the priest." Said the father angrily.
Once at the church, the father sat the boy in the confession booth.
The priest said "Confess to your sins."
The boy replies "It's very dark in here".
The priest, shocked at what the boy had said, responds "Oh no! Not you again!"
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