Sunday, November 9, 2014

Meanwhile, in the Bar and How To Get Rich

Meanwhile in the Bar

Two guys are sitting at a bar.

One starts to insult the other.


The bar gets quiet as everyone waits to see what the other will do.

The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!".

The other looks at him and says, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

How to Get Rich

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,

"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression.
I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple.  I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents.

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

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