Meeting the Parents
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner at her house and to meet the parents.
They've been dating for a while now, so the guy thinks he might have a chance at getting down with her tonight.
So, he takes a trip to the pharmacy to buy some condoms in case he gets lucky. He asks the pharmacist for some help buying a condom, and the pharmacist starts to ask questions.
"Are you looking for anything in particular? Do you want any special flavors."
The guy replies, "Sure, I'll take strawberry. I think my girlfriend will like that."
"Just one condom?" asks the pharmacist.
"I'll take two. Who knows? Her mom is pretty hot too," he replies.
"Buy a box of three, they come cheaper that way."
"Ok sure... maybe her dad will want to join in too."
Later, he's over at the girlfriends house having dinner. The girlfriend notices he's not saying much at all. After dinner she asks him about it.
"Babe, you were so quiet during dinner today. You never told me you were so timid around parents."
"Yeah, and you never told me your dad is the pharmacist."