An old dog, a
leopard and a monkey
An old dog got lost
in the savanna...
Noticing easy prey,
a leopard prepared for an ambush behind a tree.
However, the dog could also smell the leopard and being quite crafty he took a quick survey of the area and found a bone.
However, the dog could also smell the leopard and being quite crafty he took a quick survey of the area and found a bone.
With the bone in his
mouth he soliloquized "Oh my goodness, this is so tasty! I love
leopard meat! I wish I could find another to eat!"
The leopard became
nervous and decided to run away.
A monkey, who was
watching the entire scene, ran after the leopard climbing from
treetop to treetop.
Upon catching up to
the leopard the monkey mocked him and told him how the old dog had
tricked him.
Furious, the leopard
ran back to the old dog being followed all the while above the trees
by the monkey.
But the dog once
again caught wind of the leopard and the monkey.
Thinking quickly on
his feet the old dog said aloud "DAMMIT, where is that pesky
monkey? He promised to bring me another leopard and he still hasn't
come back!"
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