A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer are golfing...
... and they keep getting held up by a twosome in front of them. The two guys can't hit straight, take forever to find their balls, they are terrible, and no amount of yelling at them seems to help. Finally the greenskeeper comes around in his cart so they flag him down.
The greenskeeper says, "Oh, those two guys are the firemen who rescued the orphans from the burning building last year! They are both blind and can't hear very well because of injuries they sustained that day, so we let them play here for free." And he drives off.
The doctor looks at the others and says "Wow, I feel terrible. These poor guys are heroes and we've been yelling at them for the last half hour. I am going to talk to my hospital and see if we can get them some free medical care, maybe we can help them out."
The lawyer says "Yeah, I feel terrible too. I am going to offer my services to them pro bono. Maybe there was somebody at fault and I can get them some restitution for their pain and suffering."
The priest says "As a man of the cloth, I feel ashamed. I have been thinking bad thoughts about these poor men simply because they inconvenienced me. I am going to ask my congregation to pray for them on Sunday, and start a collection for their families."
The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"