Good News/Bad News
So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and told him that I think I suffer from an inferiority complex. "Is there anything you can do for me, Doc?"
"Well let me run some tests on you," he said, "and we'll see what we can do."
After a long day of all kinds of tests, he comes back to me and says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
"Give me the good news first, doc."
"Good news is, you do NOT have an inferiority complex."
"That's a relief. What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is, you really are inferior."