Saturday, July 11, 2015

The Story of Nate and the Lever

When the Earth was first created, a big lever was made on the edge of a cliff in the middle of Alaska. If this lever was pushed, the Earth would be reset to how it started off as.

Obviously, anybody could go and push it, so Nate, the strongest person on Earth, decided to devote his life to protect the lever from anybody trying to push it. Many people tried to the get to the lever, but Nate stopped them all.

A boulder 3 times the size of Nate came rolling down once, and almost hit the lever, but Nate stopped it with his bare hands!

Thus, Nate remained undefeated.

Denise, a rather pessimistic person, felt that the world had become terrible and that it never would become a good place to live. So, she wanted the world to start from scratch and set off to Alaska in her car to find and push the lever.

Meanwhile, Mark, a positive person, felt the world was wonderful and that the problems in the world could be fixed. After hearing about Denise's plan, he planned to reach the lever first and help Nate protect the lever.

Mark reaches the lever first and informs Nate of Denise. Nate laughs, and says confidently, "I've defeated hundreds of people before, I'm 100% sure I can stop this Denise you talk of, even if she has a car!"

So Mark and Nate stood around the lever, waiting for Denise.

Soon, Denise came to the cliff. She was surprised to see two people protecting the lever, and was worried about how she would defeat Nate and this other person.

Denise thinks to herself, I guess the only thing I can do now is to run over both of them and drive right into the lever. So Denise drives at full speed towards them.

Mark, seeing this, runs toward her car, hoping that she would swerve around him and lose the car's balance.

Realizing that she was not going to stop, he jumped to the side. Denise, in her rage, tried to follow him, but started skidding.

Realizing she didn't have a chance to turn back and run him over, she drove straight towards the lever.

Suddenly, Nate jumped out and stood right in front of her, hoping to stop the car. Denise rode at full speed towards him. But alas, Nate could not stop the car, and he got hit far off the cliff, and exploded in mid-air. Denise could not stop the car, and she too went reeling off the cliff.

Mark got up, badly bruised. He then sighed, and said to himself, "Well, better Nate than lever."

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