Jose Visits America

Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it.

When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look.

When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience.

"What happened?" asked his family.

"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said.

"Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"

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I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety.

So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees.

Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.