Sunday, January 6, 2013

A Conversation In Heaven - Humor

You know, it's nice to think of an afterlife where you can sit on a cloud listening to harp music and getting in touch with old friends about good times.

Or is it?

A Conversation In Heaven

Hi! Wanda.

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

I froze to death.

How horrible!

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

So, what happened?

I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.

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