Sunday, February 8, 2015

Little Mary Earns Fifteen Dollars

One day, little Mary was coming home from school, and when she came home, she said, "Mom, I got five dollars!"

Her mother said, "Where'd you get the five dollars?"
Mary replied, "Well, little Tommy was up the tree and he asked me to do a cartwheel."

The mother said, "Mary, don't you know that he just wanted to see your panties?.."
Little Mary got mad. She said, "Oooh..." and the next day, she came home with ten dollars.

"Mary, where did you get ten dollars?" said the mother.
"Well, I told you little Tommy was up there," said Mary, and her mother replied, "Mary, didn't I tell you he wanted to see your panties?"

Mary said, "No, Mom, I fooled him! I wasn't wearing any!"

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