A huge guy is drinking in a bar with his friend, when suddenly he sees a dude who looks really depressed.
He looks at his friend and goes, 'You
see the guy that seems to be having a really bad day? Well I'm gonna
make his day even worse'.
So he walks up to the dude and drinks the
glass that was in front of him.
The dude suddenly breaks into tears and
starts crying hysterically.
So the guy is surprised and tries to calm
him down: ' Dude relax! I was just messing with you. I'll buy another
The dude wipes off his tears and goes, 'I just had the worst day
of my life. My car broke down on my way to work so I had to take a cab.
I forgot my briefcase in the cab and cost my company millions of
dollars. They fired me and I owe them their millions. When I got back
from work, I found my wife in bed with my best friend. After all that I
decided to end my life with a glass of poison, and you didn't even let
me do that!'
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