A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them on the bar, then ordered another beer.
When the beer came, he reached into the
box, pulled out a frog, sat him on the piano bench and said, "PLAY".
frog immediately began to play the piano.
It played all the favorites,
and some classical and then launched into contemporary jazz.
ordered another beer, and when it came he reached into the cardboard box
and pulled out a little white mouse.
He set this mouse on top of the
piano and said "SING".
The frog began to play the piano and the mouse
began to sing, first some 'oldies but goodies', then all of the current
A man at the bar who was watching all of this approached the
drunk man and offered to buy this little outfit that he had.
After a bit
of negotiating, the drunk man agreed to sell just the mouse to the man
The man took the mouse and ran out the door before the drunk
could change his mind.
The bartender had been watching all of this goings
on and said to the drunk "You damned old fool! You just sold that mouse
for $500 and you could have made millions off of it!"
The drunk laughed
heartily, burped and replied "Don't be silly, The frog is a