A Duck Walks Into A Store
...and asks the clerk "Hey, do you got any grapes?"
The clerk replies "No, sorry. We don't have any grapes."
The duck walks back home.
He returns to the next day and asks "Hey, do you got any grapes?"
The clerk replies "Um.. No we don't have any grapes."
The duck walks back home.
Next day, he returns and asks the clerk, "Hey, do you got any grapes?"
The clerk replies, furiously, "Ok, duck, I've had it with you! If you come back and ask for grapes one more time, I'm going to nail you to that wall!!"
The duck walks back home.
The next day, the duck returns and asks "Hey, do you got any nails?"
The clerk replies "Uh.. What? No I don't have any nails."
The duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?"
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
good one, buahahahaha
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